You just know that you need a fiendish reinvention of the classic Martini. Who knows, enough of these bad bitches and some new, mysterious inspiration may strike...
Hag Magic
- 2 oz gin
- 1/2 oz sake
- 1/2 oz amaro
- Soak a grapefruit twist in green chartreuse, then rub it around the rim of your glass and drop it in (if need be, you can omit the chartreuse and still have a dynamite cocktail)
- Add a couple of capers and a single cured olive (the black wrinkly ones - an edible maidenstone if I've ever seen one!)
- Gather your coven, briskly stir up the three spirits on ice, strain the concoction over your three eldritch garnishes, and consume by the baleful light of the Piss Sun. Cheers!
