Gratuitous Lists

When the cast contrives to force someone, usually Ben Jenkins, to improvise a whole list of things right on the spot. Usually veers sharply toward filth around 75% of the way.

During the When Hell Freez-Over stream, Dave explained that the Friends use this as an improvisational warm-up exercise before the shows and streams begin, thus the frequency with which it's used.

Bobby Pancakes Nicknames (1.06)[]

Janos Meer’s nicknames for Bobby Pancakes in Non-Lethal Witchbolt (1.06)

The Panster
Bobbin' For Apples
Bibbity Bobbity Boo
Pansnakes
Snakes
Snakeboy
Burbles
Bingo
Blorps
Bobby the Fucko
Fuckhead
Dick
You Piece of Shit, Bobby
Bob
Robert
Bobby Pancakes?!

Shipwright Henchmen (1.08)[]

Albrecht Rumsfield's surprisingly family-friendly list of fairly unhelpful Dwarven henchmen in It True, Me Your Nightmare (1.08)

James
Billy
Tony
Chris
Tony II
Tony Jr.
Tony Sr.
Mark
Matheson
Mary
Bernard
Bernadette
Brutus
Caesar
Lipton
Tea

New York City (3.04)[]

Mr. Sour’s nicknames for New York City in I've Never Seen a Gooch That Couldn't Be Improved (3.04)

The Big Peach
The Tiny Grape
The Slippery Bug
The Angry Hornet In A Shoe
The Stinky Hat Left On The Porch
The City That Goes "Hello!"
Island One, Two, And Three
Cum Island

Haystack Elevator (3.11)[]

Freezo hits all the buttons in an elevator during ...Okay, That's a Persuasion Check (3.11) and they force Dave to name all the levels.

Level 1 - Holding Cells
Level 2 - Kitchens
Level 3 - Housekeeping
Level 4 - Housekeeping, Second Annex
Level 23 - Security
Level 51 - Housekeeping Again
Level 60 - Skyway Lounge
Level 69 - Hing asks for this despite there only being 60 levels. "It goes to 60, ya dipshit." - Simon Greiner

Costumes For Sale (3.14)[]

Sebastian Bumblebee's costumes for sale in A Sexy Number Four Please (3.14)

Chef
Construction Worker
Miner
#4

Bunny
#6

[Somehow offensive to all races]
Sebastian Bumblebee’s clothes
Rich Man (Uncle Pennybags)
Poor Man
Sexy Priest
Sexy Undertaker
Sexy Gravedigger
Sexy Mourner
Sexy Corpse
Sexy #4
Sexy Sebastian Bumblebee

Magic Stones (Melbourne Special Pt. 1)[]

Magical stones for sale at Gunder & Son & Gunderson in the Melbourne Special. Each of them can:

Make your hair grow very long
The power of piss
Ruby that turns you invisible
Make you into a bat
If you are a bat, it will make you not a bat again
If you tap it, it turns into shoes
Really nice looking and smells of lilac
So shiny and wonderful. It will make your teeth bigger. It's so unpleasant
One for being fast
One for being slow
Makes you cum

Top Ten Toys of the Season (Yulemas 2017)[]

Freezo's top ten toys of the season from the Yulemas Special 2017:

The furry
Sickle me Elmo
Tokemon
Tragic cards
Nintendo itch
A gun
Incontinence pads
Cloning machine from The Prestige
Blue lights
Cum?
Segway

Additional Bobby Pancakes Nicknames (TOA.00)[]

Janos Meer’s additional nicknames for Bobby Pancakes in Stream of Annihilation (TOA.00), a list which was truncated when Ben was admonished for swearing:

Bobby "The Bad Boy" Pancakes
Bobby "Shit For Eyes" Pancakes
Bobby Bobson, The Man With Nine Toes

Steps for Launching a Ship (TOA.06)[]

Orders given by Baston, captain for very questionable reasons of the ship Feathered Cap, to his crew to get the ship launched quickly:

Hoist the mizzen!
Tie all the bits down!
Make sure it's not leaking!
Spin the wheel!
Make it goooooo!
I think that is sufficient!

An experienced sea captain subsequently indicated that following these instructions would cause the ship to explode.

Bushu's Steps to apologising to Freezo (Twitch 1.01)[]

Bushu's 10 step program he took to work towards apologising to Freezo During Twitch Series "When Hell Freezo-ver" 1.01 "Is he a Mickey Mouse or a Donald Duck"

Thinking about what I've done
Feeling guilty
Snacks
Cookery course
Going and cleaning out all of my mums stuff cause she’s a hoarder.
Doing an advance Lego competition show
Doing a second season of the Lego show
Promotional book tour of the Lego show
Back to thinking about what I've done
Naptime
Apologising to Freezo